Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781509805013
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.


This Book Just Ate My Dog!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!

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  • Author: Richard Byrne
  • Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
  • ISBN: 0192737309
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!


Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

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  • Author: Jordan P. Novak
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
  • ISBN: 1681192136
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.


Giraffes Ruin Everything

Giraffes Ruin Everything

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  • Author: Heidi Schulz
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
  • ISBN: 1619634759
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 42

In this mischievously funny picture book, friends come in all shapes and sizes. In case you were wondering, here's an incomplete list of things giraffes ruin: - Birthday parties - Going to the movies - Playing at the park - Hide and Seek - Everything else Yes, that's right. Giraffes ruin everything. But what happens when our narrator gets into a tricky situation? Perhaps he'll find giraffes aren't so bad after all . . .


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

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  • Author: Davide Cali
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 145214074X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 37

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.


This Book Will Not Be Fun

This Book Will Not Be Fun

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  • Author: Cirocco Dunlap
  • Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
  • ISBN: 0399550615
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.


How to Catch a Monster

How to Catch a Monster

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  • Author: Adam Wallace
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
  • ISBN: 1728239311
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 35

A USA Today Bestseller! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new monster story, the perfect back to school picture book for kids! Get ready to laugh along in this fun children's monster book as a brave young ninja heads into the closet to meet the monster that's been so scary night after night! But what if our monster isn't scary at all? Maybe our hero is about to make a friend of the strangest sort... Whether you're looking for first day of school books about fears, spooky basket stuffers, festive gifts for children, a great bedtime story, or inspiration to build your very own STEAM traps and activities, parents, educators, and children alike will love sharing this silly read aloud! This inventive picture book about conquering fears and overcoming anxiety reminds us that things aren't always as scary as they seem! There's a monster in my closet with claws, and teeth, and hair, and tonight, I'm going to scare him! He lives just right through there... Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Witch How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Turkey How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Dinosaur and more!


Funny Stories for 7 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 7 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781509804979
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

This bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children is erfect for reading alone or aloud--and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Dick King-Smith, Michael Bond, Philippa Gregory, Jacqueline Wilson and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.


Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781509804931
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Presents a collection of stories from such authors as Dick King-Smith, Alf Prøysen, Malorie Blackman, and Liss Norton.


Be Kind

Be Kind

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  • Author: Pat Zietlow Miller
  • Publisher: Be Kind
  • ISBN: 1626723214
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 37

When Tanisha spills grape juice all over her new dress, her classmate contemplates how to make her feel better and what it means to be kind. From asking the new girl to play to standing up for someone being bullied, this moving and thoughtful story explores what a child can do to be kind, and how each act, big or small, can make a difference--or at least help a friend.With award-winning author Pat Zietlow Miller's gentle text and Jen Hill's irresistible art, Be Kind is an unforgettable story about how two simple words can change the world.