Move on Motherf*cker

2020-11-03
Move on Motherf*cker

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  • Author: Jodie Eckleberry-Hunt
  • Publisher: New Harbinger Publications
  • ISBN: 1684034884
  • Category : Self-Help
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 246

Your negative inner voice is a total assh*le. Tell it to f*ck off with this irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide! I’m not good enough. This shouldn’t be happening. Things never work out for me. When we’re anxious, stressed, or fearful, the negative voice in our heads can be extremely powerful. It tells us we’re not smart or attractive enough. It berates us for our mistakes. And it keeps us feeling stuck in an endless loop of worry, shame, and hopelessness. But there is a way to shut it down. Blending evidence-based cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT), mindfulness, and profanity, this unexpected guide will show you how to respond to your negative inner voice with one very important phrase: Move on, mother*cker (MOMF)! With MOMF, you’ll learn to manage worry and anxiety, put a stop to unhelpful internal dialogue, and approach new situations with humor, levity, and perspective. You’ll also find real tools to help you: Set personal and professional boundaries Identify toxic or codependent relationships Become assertive without being aggressive Stop seeking perfection This book also includes journaling and other self-awareness exercises to help you put MOMF to work every day. So, stop letting your inner voice tear you down. With this fun and effective guide, you’ll learn how to take control of your negative thoughts and get back to living your best life.

Spontaneous

2016-08-23
Spontaneous

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  • Author: Aaron Starmer
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 069840808X
  • Category : Young Adult Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 368

Now a new motion picture starring Katherine Langford, Charlie Plummer, and Hayley Law! “Truly the smartest and funniest book about spontaneous combustion you will ever read.” –John Green, #1 bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars Mara Carlyle’s senior year is going as normally as could be expected, until fellow senior Katelyn Ogden explodes during third period pre-calc. Katelyn is the first, but she won’t be the last teenager to blow up without warning or explanation. As the national eye turns to Mara’s suburban New Jersey hometown, the FBI rolls in and the search for a reason is on. Mara narrates the end of their world as she knows it while trying to make it to graduation in one piece. It’s an explosive year punctuated by romance, quarantine, lifelong friendship, hallucinogenic mushrooms, bloggers, ice cream trucks, and Bon Jovi. Aaron Starmer rewrites the rulebook with Spontaneous. But beneath the outrageous is a ridiculously funny, super honest, and truly moving exemplar of the absurd and raw truths of being a teenager in the 21st century . . . and the heartache of saying goodbye. “Wildly inventive.” –Entertainment Weekly “Must List” “A comically surreal novel that will blow your mind.” –People Magazine

Curse and Color

2016-02-07
Curse and Color

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  • Author: Emma Hudson
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • ISBN: 9781523936656
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 56

25 Unique Hand-Drawn Designs to Color Variety of hilarious hand-drawn designs perfect for coloring Each coloring page is printed on a separate page to prevent bleed through Swear words are decorated with floral motifs, animals, and abstract patterns Swear and de-stress in a fun and relaxing way Get a digital PDF edition and print your favorite designs multiple times All designs are perfect for different skill levels Did you have a bad day? Did your boss get on your nerves again? Are your kids acting up way past their bedtime? Being a responsible adult, you cannot say all the words that are going through your mind now. But what if I told you that one book and a set of coloring pencils could change all of the mess into fun sweary adventure? Thanks to "Curse and Color", you can unleash all those swear words you have locked up inside you but cannot say aloud. Why fret at home or sulk in a corner, just grab your markers and embark on a coloring adventure with a little bit of naughty twist! Time to Have Non-Stop Fun With The Most Talked About Swear Word Coloring Book! In this book, you will get some of the most creative and inappropriate swear words and dirty insults you could ever imagine with stunning designs that match them. Inside this book: Unique swear word designs to color Each design on a separate page Pages are 8 x 10 in White paper that will make your coloring look great Includes a digital edition for unlimited printing This book will provide you with a variety of designs to color for every swearing occasion and you are treated to a digital edition for printing extra copies! Just a few dollars buys you hours of peace and calm and they are sure to uplift your spirits! Take a sneak peek into the swear words and dirty insults inside: 1. Attention Whore 2. Fuck a Duck 3. Asshole 4. Cuntface 5. Cock and balls 6. Bastard 7. Batshit crazy 8. Bitch 9. Bullshit 10. I Fucking Love Coloring 11. Curse and Color 12. Dickhead 13. Zero Fucks Given 14. Douche Bag 15. Dickmidget 16. Fuck 17. Moron 18. Dipshitidiot 19. Piss off 20. Fuckerpalooza 21. Fuck this shit 22. Calm your tits 23. Motherfucker 24. Shitballs 25. Shitfaced So, grab your coloring pencils, markers or crayons from the drawer and start coloring the swear word that feel like yelling out right now! Copies are selling like hot cakes...do not forget to grab yours NOW. Please note: this book is an adult coloring book only. We recommend you to keep your children away even if they think the designs are adorable.

Swearing Like a Motherfucker

2019-07
Swearing Like a Motherfucker

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  • Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781077311084
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 48

GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, co-workers, managers or anyone else can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book ""I'm Sick of this Shit"" ""The Art of not Giving a Fuck"" ""Fifty Shades of Bullshit"" ""Shut the Fuck Up"" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, directors, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

2021-09-28
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

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  • Author: Colin Nissan
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 1797214756
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 68

A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.

What the F

2016-09-13
What the F

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  • Author: Benjamin K. Bergen
  • Publisher: Basic Books
  • ISBN: 0465096484
  • Category : Science
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 290

It may be starred, beeped, and censored -- yet profanity is so appealing that we can't stop using it. In the funniest, clearest study to date, Benjamin Bergen explains why, and what that tells us about our language and brains. Nearly everyone swears-whether it's over a few too many drinks, in reaction to a stubbed toe, or in flagrante delicto. And yet, we sit idly by as words are banned from television and censored in books. We insist that people excise profanity from their vocabularies and we punish children for yelling the very same dirty words that we'll mutter in relief seconds after they fall asleep. Swearing, it seems, is an intimate part of us that we have decided to selectively deny. That's a damn shame. Swearing is useful. It can be funny, cathartic, or emotionally arousing. As linguist and cognitive scientist Benjamin K. Bergen shows us, it also opens a new window onto how our brains process language and why languages vary around the world and over time. In this groundbreaking yet ebullient romp through the linguistic muck, Bergen answers intriguing questions: How can patients left otherwise speechless after a stroke still shout Goddamn! when they get upset? When did a cock grow to be more than merely a rooster? Why is crap vulgar when poo is just childish? Do slurs make you treat people differently? Why is the first word that Samoan children say not mommy but eat shit? And why do we extend a middle finger to flip someone the bird? Smart as hell and funny as fuck, What the F is mandatory reading for anyone who wants to know how and why we swear.

Everybody Curses, I Swear!

2017-01-10
Everybody Curses, I Swear!

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  • Author: Carrie Keagan
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 1250026202
  • Category : Biography & Autobiography
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 464

Carrie Keagan's "naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname 'Barbara Walters on Acid.' She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances--including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice--she's got crazy stories to tell"--

Who's Swearing Now?

2012
Who's Swearing Now?

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  • Author: Kristy Beers Fägersten
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781443837934
  • Category : English language
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Who's Swearing Now? represents an investigation of how people actually swear, illustrated by a collection of over 500 spontaneous swearing utterances along with their social and linguistic contexts. The book features a focus on the use of eight swear words: ass, bitch, cunt, damn, dick, fuck, hell, shit and their possible inflections or derivations, e.g., asshole or motherfucker, offering a solution to the controversial issue of defining swear words and swearing by limiting the investigation to the core set of words most common to previous swearing studies. The specific focus results in accurate depictions of contextualized swearing utterances. Precise frequency counts are thus enabled which, along with offensiveness ratings of contextualized and non-contextualized swearing, enable a clarification of The Swearing Paradox, referring to the phenomenon of frequently used swear words also being those which traditionally are judged to be the most offensive. The book revisits the relationship between gender and swear word usage, but considers the distribution based on the core subset of swear words, revealing similarities where others have claimed differences. Significantly, Who's Swearing Now? considers the aspect of race with regards to swear word usage, and reveals behavioral differences between, for example, White and African American males and females with regards to word preferences as well as social impetuses for and effects of swearing. Questionnaire and interview data supplement the swearing utterances, revealing participants' individual credos about their own use or non-use of swear words and, interestingly, about others' allowed or ideally prohibited use of swear words. These sets of data present thought-provoking and often entertaining statements regarding the unwritten set of rules governing swearing behavior. Who's Swearing Now? concludes with close analyses of four recent and highly publicized incidences of public swear word usage, considered in light of the spontaneous swearing utterances, speaker and addressee variables such as gender, race and age, and perceptions of offensiveness and propriety.

Swearing in English

2004-06-01
Swearing in English

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  • Author: Tony McEnery
  • Publisher: Routledge
  • ISBN: 1134514255
  • Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 378

Do men use bad language more than women? How do social class and the use of bad language interact? Do young speakers use bad language more frequently than older speakers? Using the spoken section of the British National Corpus, Swearing in English explores questions such as these and considers at length the historical origins of modern attitudes to bad language. Drawing on a variety of methodologies including historical research and corpus linguistics, and a range of data such as corpora, dramatic texts, early modern newsbooks and television, Tony McEnery takes a socio-historical approach to discourses about bad language in English. Arguing that purity of speech and power have come to be connected via a series of moral panics about bad language, the book contends that these moral panics, over time, have generated the differences observable in bad language usage in present day English. A fascinating, comprehensive insight into an increasingly popular area, this book provides an explanation, and not simply a description, of how modern attitudes to bad language have come about.

50 Shades Of Bullsh*t

2016-05-10
50 Shades Of Bullsh*t

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  • Author: Alex Fleming
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9782376190011
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 60

This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.