The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

2009-09-01
The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
  • ISBN: 1466802715
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 176

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

2011-05-31
The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

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  • Author: Nurit Karlin
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 0062009141
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.

The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

2013-05-21
The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 125002773X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 38

"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.

Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

2014-05-20
Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 1250044472
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

Ed, Ted's friend, does not get along well with Ted's dog, Fred, and when Fred bites Ed's head, trouble is spread.

Just Annoying!

2011-05-27
Just Annoying!

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
  • ISBN: 1459622588
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 226

Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.

The Cat That Shat

2020-12-16
The Cat That Shat

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  • Author: Brad Gosse
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN:
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 36

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

There's a Map on My Lap!

2019-06-18
There's a Map on My Lap!

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  • Author: Tish Rabe
  • Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
  • ISBN: 0593126769
  • Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 48

The Cat in the Hat introduces beginning readers to maps–the different kinds (city, state, world, topographic, temperature, terrain, etc.); their formats (flat, globe, atlas, puzzle); the tools we use to read them (symbols, scales, grids, compasses); and funny facts about the places they show us (“Michigan looks like a scarf and a mitten! Louisiana looks like a chair you can sit in!”).

Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

2011-10-11
Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
  • ISBN: 146682767X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 178

Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of award-winning, New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths's books for kids--and this time, he has a few bad things on his mind... Following in the footsteps of The Cat on the Mat is Flat and The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow, Andy Griffiths turns the silliness up a few notches in this collection of stories for 8-to-12-year-olds featuring a vast array of very ridiculous and very bad things: zombie kittens, rocket-stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space! This very silly book filled with very bad things will make even very reluctant readers laugh very, very hard--maybe until their brains explode! * "Hilarious collection of rude, lewd and crude poems, jokes and cautionary tales." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review

Dogs and Cats

2007-05-14
Dogs and Cats

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  • Author: Steve Jenkins
  • Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • ISBN: 0547348932
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 40

Are you a cat lover? A dog person? Either way, this book is for you! Read about how your favorite companion came to be a pet and how its body works. Then, flip the book over and find out about the other kind. Once again Steve Jenkins takes children’s nonfiction to a new level. Here is an amazing book filled with great information, visual facts, and lots of animal history. The illustrations are so incredibly realistic, you’ll want to pet them!

Splat the Cat Sings Flat

2011-03
Splat the Cat Sings Flat

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  • Author:
  • Publisher: I Can Read! Splat the Cat - Le
  • ISBN: 9781627653725
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

Splat is afraid to speak in public--imagine how he feels when he learns he has to sing in public. "Splat the Cat Sings Flat" delivers a great story along with a lesson in the at sound. Full color. Original.