The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
  • ISBN: 1466802715
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 178

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!


The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

The Cat, the Rat, and the Baseball Bat (My Readers Level 1)

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 125002773X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 38

"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.


The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

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  • Author: Nurit Karlin
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 0062009141
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.


Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 1250044472
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

Ed, Ted's friend, does not get along well with Ted's dog, Fred, and when Fred bites Ed's head, trouble is spread.


Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
  • ISBN: 146682767X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 178

Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of award-winning, New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths's books for kids--and this time, he has a few bad things on his mind... Following in the footsteps of The Cat on the Mat is Flat and The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow, Andy Griffiths turns the silliness up a few notches in this collection of stories for 8-to-12-year-olds featuring a vast array of very ridiculous and very bad things: zombie kittens, rocket-stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space! This very silly book filled with very bad things will make even very reluctant readers laugh very, very hard--maybe until their brains explode! * "Hilarious collection of rude, lewd and crude poems, jokes and cautionary tales." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review


Just Annoying!

Just Annoying!

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
  • ISBN: 1459622588
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 226

Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.


The Cat That Shat

The Cat That Shat

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  • Author: Brad Gosse
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN:
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 36

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.


Bathe the Cat

Bathe the Cat

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  • Author: Alice B. McGinty
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 1452169195
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 50

Bathe the floor? Sweep the dishes? This riotous romp of a picture book follows a frantic family as they try to get some chores done—with no help from the family cat, who keeps scrambling the list of chores with hilarious effects. Get ready for a rollicking read-aloud with a truly purrfect ending. It's cleaning day, but the family cat will do anything to avoid getting a bath. So instead of mopping the floor or feeding the fish, the family is soon busy rocking the rug, vacuuming the lawn, and sweeping the dishes. Bouncy rhyme carries the story headlong into the growing hilarity, until finally Dad restores some kind of order—but will the cat avoid getting his whiskers wet? HILARIOUS READ-ALOUD: Word scrambles are a delight in this silly rhyming picture book! Kids will love the accessible rhyming text, and emerging readers will be able to anticipate words after repeated reads, making for an engaging and interactive read-aloud experience. CATNIP FOR CAT LOVERS: This sweet and sneaky feline will do anything to get out of having a bath! Ample cat antics and scenes of increasing mischief (and increasing chaos!) will tickle young readers and entice parents—particularly those with a furry feline member of their own households. TWO DADS LEAD THE WAY: Dad and Papa are the heads of this large and loving biracial family, mirroring illustrator David Robert's own orientation and providing picture book readers with a positive depiction of LGBTQ+ characters in a fun and funny family story. WINNING AUTHOR-ILLUSTRATOR TEAM: Alice McGinty is a prolific author of books for children, and David Roberts is well-known for his work on the popular Questioneers series. Together, their upbeat text and energetic art with pops of neon color make for a standout picture book, just right for gifting and enjoying together at storytime. Perfect for: • Parents • Gift-givers • Cat lovers


Dogs and Cats

Dogs and Cats

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  • Author: Steve Jenkins
  • Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • ISBN: 0547348932
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 40

Are you a cat lover? A dog person? Either way, this book is for you! Read about how your favorite companion came to be a pet and how its body works. Then, flip the book over and find out about the other kind. Once again Steve Jenkins takes children’s nonfiction to a new level. Here is an amazing book filled with great information, visual facts, and lots of animal history. The illustrations are so incredibly realistic, you’ll want to pet them!


The Cat Sat on the Mat

The Cat Sat on the Mat

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  • Author: Fiona Manlove
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781857143737
  • Category : Cats
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

The cat sat on the mat... and the mat moved! Find out what happens when the cat sits on a magic carpet.