The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
  • ISBN: 1466802715
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 178

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories. Muck! Uck! Yuck! It is just bad luck When the truck of a duck Gets stuck in the muck? Wacky rhymes that won't bore! All of this and so much more; What are you waiting for? With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!


The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

The Fat Cat Sat on the Mat

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  • Author: Nurit Karlin
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 0062009141
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 34

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classroom—as it makes kids laugh. The fat cat sat on the mat. "Get off!" said the rat. But the fat cat just sat. Will the rat get the fat cat off the mat? Enjoy reading this silly story aloud for maximum effect! Find out if rat can get cat off the mat in this funny, phonetic Level One I Can Read that's perfect for kids learning to sound out words and sentences. With repeating sounds and words, beginning readers will grow their reading confidence as they laugh about the cat and the rat and their sibling-style squabble.


Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

Ed and Ted and Ted's Dog Fred

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Macmillan
  • ISBN: 1250044472
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

"My Readers; classic stories, classic characters"--Cover.


The Cat That Shat

The Cat That Shat

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  • Author: Brad Gosse
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN:
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 36

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I'm a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.


There's a Map on My Lap! All About Maps

There's a Map on My Lap! All About Maps

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  • Author: Tish Rabe
  • Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
  • ISBN: 0375810994
  • Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 49

Laugh and learn with fun facts about mapmakers, geography, compasses, and more—all told in Dr. Seuss’s beloved rhyming style and starring the Cat in the Hat! “You may travel the world, but no matter how far, with a map on your lap you will know where you are.” The Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series combines beloved characters, engaging rhymes, and Seussian illustrations to introduce children to non-fiction topics from the real world! Go on a journey and learn: • how to read the latitude and longitude lines on a map • why a hiker uses a topographical map • why mapmakers use a scale and legends • and much more! Perfect for story time and for the youngest readers, There’s a Map on My Lap! All About Maps also includes an index, glossary, and suggestions for further learning. Look for more books in the Cat in the Hat’s Learning Library series! If I Ran the Horse Show: All About Horses Clam-I-Am! All About the Beach Miles and Miles of Reptiles: All About Reptiles A Whale of a Tale! All About Porpoises, Dolphins, and Whales Safari, So Good! All About African Wildlife Oh, the Lavas That Flow! All About Volcanoes Out of Sight Till Tonight! All About Nocturnal Animals What Cat Is That? All About Cats Once upon a Mastodon: All About Prehistoric Mammals Oh Say Can You Say What's the Weather Today? All About Weather The Cat on the Mat: All About Mindfulness


It's Like This, Cat

It's Like This, Cat

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  • Author: Emily Neville
  • Publisher: Courier Dover Publications
  • ISBN: 0486820696
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 193

Dave has the usual adolescent problems, mitigated by the consoling company of his cat. Recounted with humor and a realistic teenage voice, this Newbery Award winner unfolds amid the excitement of 1960s New York City. "Superb." — The New York Times.


Fat Cat on a Mat

Fat Cat on a Mat

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  • Author: Russell Punter
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing
  • ISBN: 9781474970105
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 24

Fat cat is snuggled up on his mat and just won't budge. Find out why in this charming little tale which introduces simple phonics to beginner readers. A completely re-written version of the story, in line with the most recent Usborne Phonics Readers format. Poppy and Sam illustrator Stephen Cartwright's delightful animal illustrations will appeal to younger readers. A selection of fun puzzles after the story encourage comprehension and bring added value.


The Big New Yorker Book of Cats

The Big New Yorker Book of Cats

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  • Author: The New Yorker Magazine
  • Publisher: Random House
  • ISBN: 0679644784
  • Category : Pets
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 692

Look what The New Yorker dragged in! It’s the purr-fect gathering of talent celebrating our feline companions. This bountiful collection, beautifully illustrated in full color, features articles, fiction, humor, poems, cartoons, cover art, drafts, and drawings from the magazine’s archives. Among the contributors are Margaret Atwood, T. Coraghessan Boyle, Roald Dahl, Wolcott Gibbs, Robert Graves, Emily Hahn, Ted Hughes, Jamaica Kincaid, Steven Millhauser, Haruki Murakami, Amy Ozols, Robert Pinsky, Jean Rhys, James Thurber, John Updike, Sylvia Townsend Warner, and E. B. White. Including a Foreword by Anthony Lane, this gorgeous keepsake will be a treasured gift for all cat lovers. Praise for The Big New Yorker Book of Cats “The Book of Cats comes a year after The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs—a publishing slight that, though it stings, I’ll forgive, as the latest anthology was worth the wait. . . . Two standout articles feature real-life obsessives of ages past who reveal today’s Caturnet devotees—with their GIFs and Tumblrs and hastily aggregated listicles—for what they truly are: amateurs. . . . Eat your heart out, Cute Overload.”—The New York Times Book Review “A beautiful hardcover.”—Jenny McCarthy, People “This irresistible anthology of articles, poems, essays, fiction, cartoons, and covers pulled from the New Yorker is a veritable treasure trove for cat lovers. Just dive right in; with stories from the likes of John Updike, Maeve Brennan, Roald Dalhl, and Haruki Murakami interwoven with hilariously wry cartoons, one can’t help but be enthralled. A must-have.”—Modern Cat “A shiny, well-fed tome . . . The anthology embodies the cat’s defining characteristic: its cluster of opposites, rolled together into a giant hairball of cultural attitudes—something, perhaps, at once uncomfortably and assuringly reflective of our own chronically conflicted selves.”—Brain Pickings “This gorgeous book has earned a permanent spot on my coffee table. It is an absolute joy to read and browse through, and I know it will bring me hours and hours of pleasure for years to come. And it makes a purr-fect gift for the special cat lovers in your life.”—The Conscious Cat “[A] sumptuous volume.”—The Dallas Morning News


The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

The Day My Butt Went Psycho!

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  • Author: Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
  • ISBN: 0545347572
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 228

A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly


The Cat Sat on the Mat

The Cat Sat on the Mat

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  • Author: Fiona Manlove
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781857143737
  • Category : Cats
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

The cat sat on the mat... and the mat moved! Find out what happens when the cat sits on a magic carpet.