You Know You Need a Vacation If...

You Know You Need a Vacation If...

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • ISBN: 0740777084
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 257

We must declare war on the disease of hyperefficiency and reembrace the American virtues of laziness, indolence, and sloth. . . . Workers of the world unite! . . . Take a vacation! . . . You have nothing to lose but your health insurance." --You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . is a compelling read for the 80 percent of the workforce who feel they are overworked and for the more than 35 percent of employees who annually forfeit their vacations. If you begin using your cell phone before leaving your driveway, or if you have no idea what your house looks like in daylight, this book is for you. Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer more than 250 additional telltale signs that you're, indeed, in need of some downtime. In the spirit of workplace-humor sensations like The Office, Dilbert, and Office Space, You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . advises taking a vacation if: * You dial 9 for an outside line-from home. * You've paid $35 for missing a dentist appointment. * The only church you attend is in turbulence at 35,000 feet. * You stay five-hours late at the office "to avoid rush hour traffic.


One Crazy Summer

One Crazy Summer

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  • Author: Rita Williams-Garcia
  • Publisher: Harper Collins
  • ISBN: 0060760885
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 230

Eleven-year-old Delphine has it together. Even though her mother, Cecile, abandoned her and her younger sisters, Vonetta and Fern, seven years ago. Even though her father and Big Ma will send them from Brooklyn to Oakland, California, to stay with Cecile for the summer. And even though Delphine will have to take care of her sisters, as usual, and learn the truth about the missing pieces of the past. When the girls arrive in Oakland in the summer of 1968, Cecile wants nothing to do with them. She makes them eat Chinese takeout dinners, forbids them to enter her kitchen, and never explains the strange visitors with Afros and black berets who knock on her door. Rather than spend time with them, Cecile sends Delphine, Vonetta, and Fern to a summer camp sponsored by a revolutionary group, the Black Panthers, where the girls get a radical new education. Set during one of the most tumultuous years in recent American history, one crazy summer is the heartbreaking, funny tale of three girls in search of the mother who abandoned them—an unforgettable story told by a distinguished author of books for children and teens, Rita Williams-Garcia.


You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . .

You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . .

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • ISBN: 9780740769757
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 148

You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . . is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middleagedom or those just on the cusp, Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer hundreds of humorous defining moments that even the youngest at heart can't dispute.


Polish Your Furniture With Pantyhose

Polish Your Furniture With Pantyhose

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Hyperion
  • ISBN: 9780786881086
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 164

An entertaining and practical guide that offers a behind-the-scenes look at more than forty of America's favorite brand-name products discusses their history and inventors, how they got their names, and the offbeat ways in which they can be used. Original.


The Day the Kids Took Over

The Day the Kids Took Over

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  • Author: Sam Apple
  • Publisher: Jimmy Patterson
  • ISBN: 0316428345
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 35

A James Patterson Presents Picture Book Kids can imagine a world where they're in charge -- and ask the grown-ups for help when they need to -- in this adorable and imaginative picture book. The kids have some excellent ideas: turning the Grand Canyon into a ball pit, replacing all the sidewalks with trampolines. But running the world is a tough job. After the kids build a massive house of candy and then immediately eat all of their own furniture, they begin to have second thoughts. Will the kids give the adults one more chance to run the world?


Hi Bob!

Hi Bob!

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Saint Martin's Griffin
  • ISBN: 9780312143541
  • Category : Games
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 229

The Bob Newhart Show is one of the best-loved sitcoms to come out of the '70s. Joey Green, author of The Partridge Family Album pays loving tribute to the show with more than 60 photos, interviews with cast members, a history of how the show came to be, an episode guide, a trivia quiz, and more. Indispensable to old followers and new fans alike, this is the first and only viewer's guide to The Bob Newhart Show.


A Secretly Handicapped Man

A Secretly Handicapped Man

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  • Author: Norbert Nathanson
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9780989568913
  • Category : Foot
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 376

After more than 30 years weathering stares and severe public and professional stigma, growing up in the working class of Depression Era Pittsburgh, and trying desperately to enter the new burgeoning field of television, the author experienced a miracle. Born without feet or one hand, new advances in medical science provided artificial legs which gave him a normal height, a natural appearance and gait, and permitted him to enjoy a previously unknown, life altering public anonymity. Being out of the spotlight of public stigma brought him peace. He never shared his story, and held his secrets fiercely. He has never seen himself as being different, nor defined himself in dramatic terms. An experienced, serious and driven educator and television executive, outdoorsman, sailor, carpenter, fisherman, he has formed his reality. His survival is a triumph, his life a victory. He doesn't understand that his accomplishments are remarkable. ..".it is truly inspirational...it will help other people to have a greater appreciation of the issues you so eloquently describe by your experiences." Dr. Anthony Grieco, NYU Medical School "The book provides any reader, casual or otherwise, deep insights into the life of a person born very different physically and later transformed into yet another physical being. That makes the story unique, in a class of its own. I come away from it with a much deeper understanding of the impact of handicapping conditions on a person's development. Not a tear or moment of heartache is left out. What this man went through in his rise above adversity is inspirational in every respect." Don Ferguson, Dean Emeritus, School of Education, New Mexico State University "What I so admire is the lack of self pity. It is one painful step forward after another, instead of railing at the world. The author gives us a metaphor for many people's life. And the memoir holds a happy ending after all the difficult decisions he had to make." Diane H. Schetky, M.D., retired psychiatrist and poet.


Disney Babies Bedtime Stories

Disney Babies Bedtime Stories

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  • Author: Mouse Works
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781570823442
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 104

Memorial: David J. Thompson.


The Official Slinky Book

The Official Slinky Book

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Berkley Trade
  • ISBN: 9780425171554
  • Category : Antiques & Collectibles
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 132

What explains the Slinky's enduring popularity? Its sheer simplicity? Or the fact that a Slinky has hundreds of practical uses? High school teachers use them to demonstrate the properties of waves. U.S. troops in Vietnam used them as mobile radio antennas by tossing them over three branches. Pecan harvesters have used them in machinery to help collect pecans. Scientists use them to understand the supercoiling of DNA molecules. NASA used them in zero-gravity physics experiments in the Space Shuttle. Or could the Slinky's longevity be attributed to the fact that this versatile spring toy doesn't come with instructions to hamper your creativity?This delightful guide, which includes fascinating Slinky facts, a tour of Slinky Hollywood, historical perspectives on Slinky and more, will stretch the limits of your imagination...and present hundreds of wild and wacky uses for the only toy ever to walk down a flight of stairs.


The Partridge Family Album

The Partridge Family Album

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  • Author: Joey Green
  • Publisher: Harper Perennial
  • ISBN: 9780060950750
  • Category : Performing Arts
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 356

Get on the bus and take a ride with the Partridge Family, America's first family of prime-time pop. Reminisce as sex symbol Keith almost flunks sex education and Laurie's new braces nearly come between her and Mark Hamill. Relive Danny's date with the draft board and heed Shirley's motherly philosophy on life. "Come on, get happy", don't be like Mr. Kincaid. Written with more insider details than a double issue of Tiger Beat, this book is jam-packed with far-out trivia, the answer to who really sang, a spectacular pop quiz, and more than one hundred photos! Rediscover the lyrics to "I Think I Love you", "I Can Feel Your Heartbeat", "I Woke Up in Love This Morning", "Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque", and all the Partridge Family's greatest hits. Look back to those groovy crushed-velvet pant suits, the stage costume of choice. Remember guest stars Farrah Fawcett conspiring with Mr. Kincaid, Richard Pryor as a nightclub owner in need, Rob Reiner as a rebel biker in love with Laurie! Plus the complete guide to all ninety-six episodes; up-to-the-minute bios and interviews with the cast, creators, writers, and musical director; and an invaluable guide to every Partridge Family collectible.