A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

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  • Author: Davide Cali
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 145214074X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 37

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.


Funny Stories for Nine Year Olds

Funny Stories for Nine Year Olds

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  • Category : Children's stories, English
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0


Funny Stories for 9 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 9 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781529020229
  • Category : Children
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Funny Stories for 9 Year Olds collected by Helen Paiba is a hilarious treasure trove of funny stories that will make any nine year old laugh. Here are stories that will brighten up the dullest day or the most boring bedtime - and that can be chuckled over again and again.With stories from John Agard, Jamie Rix, Helen Cresswell, Richmal Crompton and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.Stories include: The Reluctant Dragon and the Wilful Princess The Litter BugAnyone for a Bananaand Oonagh!


The Accidental Diary of B.U.G.

The Accidental Diary of B.U.G.

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  • Author: Jen Carney
  • Publisher: Penguin UK
  • ISBN: 0241455456
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 161

Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don't you DARE call her B.U.G! Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She'll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie's mums' are getting married). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie's best friend Layla. And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn't catch her eating biscuits first. Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure! A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Daily Mail Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house - Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad


How I Met My Monster

How I Met My Monster

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  • Author: Amanda Noll
  • Publisher: Flashlight Press
  • ISBN: 1947277111
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

One night, when Ethan reaches under his bed for a toy truck, he finds this note instead: "Monsters! Meet here for final test." Ethan is sure his parents are trying to trick him into staying under the covers, until he sees five colorful sets of eyes blinking at him from beneath the bed. Soon, a colorful parade of quirky, squeaky little monsters compete to become Ethan's monster. But only the little green monster, Gabe, has the perfect blend of stomach-rumbling and snorting needed to get Ethan into bed and keep him there so he falls asleep—which as everyone knows, is the real reason for monsters under beds. With its perfect balance of giggles and shivers, this silly-spooky prequel to the award-winning I Need My Monster and Hey, That's MY Monster! will keep young readers entertained.


The Twits

The Twits

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  • Author: Roald Dahl
  • Publisher: Penguin
  • ISBN: 1101653019
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 96

From the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.


This Book is Out of Control!

This Book is Out of Control!

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  • Author: Richard Byrne
  • Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
  • ISBN: 0192746316
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages :

A book behaving badly! From award-winning Richard Byrne, author of This Book Just Ate My Dog (shortlisted for the Children's Book Award) comes another wonderfully inventive book starring Ben and Bella. It's a funny and original high-concept picture book where the book itself interferes with what happens on the page. Ben has a remote-controlled fire engine but when he presses the buttons on the remote the engine doesn't turn or spin or sound its siren. While Ben and Bella scratch their heads over this, strange things are happening to Bella's dog. It's only when Ben tries the VOICE button that Bella's dog is able to speak, warning them that 'This Book is Out of Control!' Readers get the chance to press the buttons and witness the hilarious slapstick results every time the page is turned. It's an interactive experience for the reader who ultimately has to help in restoring normality.


Pete the Cat and the Bedtime Blues

Pete the Cat and the Bedtime Blues

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  • Author: James Dean
  • Publisher: HarperCollins
  • ISBN: 006230433X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 40

Bedtime is always fun with this hilarious bedtime story from Kimberly and James Dean’s New York Times bestselling Pete the Cat series. Pete the Cat and his friends are having so much fun playing and surfing in the sun, they don't want the day to end. Pete has an idea—how about a sleepover? Groovy! As the night gets later, it's time for bed. This cool cat needs to catch some ZZZs, but Pete's friends aren't ready to go to sleep just yet. Then Pete has another idea—a bedtime story! But will it work? The musical text and comforting repetition are perfect for nighttime read-alouds. Kids will be eager to snuggle under the covers and drift off to sleep to this bedtime story along with Pete’s really cool friends. Don't miss Pete's other adventures, including Pete the Cat: I Love My White Shoes, Pete the Cat: Rocking in My School Shoes, Pete the Cat and His Four Groovy Buttons, Pete the Cat Saves Christmas, Pete the Cat and His Magic Sunglasses, Pete the Cat and the New Guy, Pete the Cat and the Cool Cat Boogie, Pete the Cat and the Missing Cupcakes, Pete the Cat and the Perfect Pizza Party, and Pete the Cat: Crayons Rock!


Boy Underwater

Boy Underwater

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  • Author: Adam Baron
  • Publisher: HarperCollins UK
  • ISBN: 0008267022
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 256

SELECTED AS WATERSTONES BOOK OF THE MONTH SHORTLISTED FOR THE CARNEGIE AWARD A heart-breaking, heart-warming novel for everyone of 10 and older – this book will probably make you cry, and will definitely make you laugh.


Total Quack Up Again!

Total Quack Up Again!

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  • Author: Sally Rippin
  • Publisher: Random House Australia
  • ISBN: 1760893587
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 299

Following on from the success of Total Quack Up! authors Sally Rippin and Adrian Beck have gathered together an awesome new line-up of writers and their funniest stories. Not only will the stories make you laugh out loud and feel good, royalties from sales of the book go to Dymocks Children's Charities - so you can feel extra good! Total Quack Up Again! features stories from Nat Amoore, Felice Arena, Adam Cece, Jules Faber, Tim Harris, Kim Kane, Belinda Murrell, A.L. Tait, Shelley Ware, Michael Wagner and Nova Weetman, plus a prize-winning story from a child!