This Book Just Ate My Dog!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!

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  • Author: Richard Byrne
  • Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
  • ISBN: 0192737309
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 33

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!


Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781509804931
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Presents a collection of stories from such authors as Dick King-Smith, Alf Prøysen, Malorie Blackman, and Liss Norton.


This Book Will Not Be Fun

This Book Will Not Be Fun

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  • Author: Cirocco Dunlap
  • Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
  • ISBN: 0399550631
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 17

*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.


Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

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  • Author: Jordan P. Novak
  • Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
  • ISBN: 1681192136
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

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  • Author: Davide Cali
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books
  • ISBN: 145214074X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 37

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.


My Family, Your Family

My Family, Your Family

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  • Author: Lisa Bullard
  • Publisher: Millbrook Press ™
  • ISBN: 1467776602
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 28

Different can be great! Makayla is visiting friends in her neighborhood. She sees how each family is different. Some families have lots of children, but others have none. Some friends live with grandparents or have two dads or have parents who are divorced. How is her own family like the others? What makes each one great? This diverse cast allows readers to compare and contrast families in multiple ways.


Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

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  • Author: Helen Paiba
  • Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books
  • ISBN: 9781509805013
  • Category : Children's stories
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.


Patch la Belle

Patch la Belle

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  • Author: Sue Clancy
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781715691417
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages :

These playful handwritten poems and paintings have dogs, cats, books, candy and tea in them, plus a giraffe, a seal, a pig, a dragon and a penguin. They are loosely sorted on themes of enjoying and trying things. These whimsical poems and paintings exist for the sole reason that they might make you smile


Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds Gross Out Book

Funny Stories For 6 Year Olds Gross Out Book

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  • Author: El Ninjo
  • Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
  • ISBN: 1635018803
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 329

El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"


The Fun & Creative Classroom for 4- and 5-year-olds

The Fun & Creative Classroom for 4- and 5-year-olds

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  • Author: Nicola Baxter
  • Publisher: R.I.C. Publications
  • ISBN: 1863117881
  • Category : Alphabet
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 133