Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

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  • Author: Louis Sachar
  • Publisher: A&C Black
  • ISBN: 1408850346
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 224

'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.


Someday Angeline

Someday Angeline

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  • Author: Louis Sachar
  • Publisher: A&C Black
  • ISBN: 074758723X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 194

Angeline could read before she was old enough to turn the pages of a book, and she mastered the piano without a single lesson. But being so clever doesn't make life easy for Angeline. This charming book is a quirky celebration of fathers, teachers, being yourself and finding happiness in unexpected places.


Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

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  • Author: Suzanne Schwalb
  • Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
  • ISBN: 1441300260
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 146

Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.


Johnny's in the Basement

Johnny's in the Basement

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  • Author: Louis Sachar
  • Publisher: Harper Collins
  • ISBN: 0380834510
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 132

When Johnny has his eleventh birthday, his parents decide that he is old enough for dancing classes, but too old to collect bottle caps any more.


The Man Who Walked Between the Towers

The Man Who Walked Between the Towers

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  • Author: Mordicai Gerstein
  • Publisher: Square Fish
  • ISBN: 1429939958
  • Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 44

The story of a daring tightrope walk between skyscrapers, as seen in Robert Zemeckis's The Walk, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. In 1974, French aerialist Philippe Petit threw a tightrope between the two towers of the World Trade Center and spent an hour walking, dancing, and performing high-wire tricks a quarter mile in the sky. This picture book captures the poetry and magic of the event with a poetry of its own: lyrical words and lovely paintings that present the detail, daring, and--in two dramatic foldout spreads-- the vertiginous drama of Petit's feat. The Man Who Walked Between the Towers is the winner of the 2004 Caldecott Medal, the winner of the 2004 Boston Globe - Horn Book Award for Picture Books, and the winner of the 2006 Carnegie Medal for Excellence in Children's Video.


Jokes and Riddles

Jokes and Riddles

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  • Author:
  • Publisher: McClanahan Book
  • ISBN: 9781562933500
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 28

Colorful illustrations and simple text create engaging riddles and jokes.


Sixth Grade Secrets

Sixth Grade Secrets

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  • Author: Louis Sachar
  • Publisher: Perfection Learning
  • ISBN: 9780812491739
  • Category : Clubs
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 0

When Laura Sibbie starts a club called Pig City, she incites a near-war among her sixth-grade classmates and generates the creation of a rival club that has designs on Pig City's precious box of secrets.


Dogversations

Dogversations

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  • Author: David Leswick
  • Publisher: FriesenPress
  • ISBN: 1525551582
  • Category : Photography
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 145

If these dogs could talk...here’s precisely what Eva, the Brittany spaniel, Bruno, the golden retriever, and Agnes, the genetically diverse rescue dog, would say. Photographer David Leswick flawlessly captures the fun, quirky, clever, curious, and witty personalities of his family’s three canine companions in this collection of heartwarming photography—along with the hilarious dogalogue that comes along with it. The perfect doggie treat for the eyes, heart, and sense of humour of any animal lover, Dogversations is a laugh-out-loud hysterical glimpse at how this canine crew tries to make heads or tails out of their daily lives with the human family that loves them.


Speaking My Mind

Speaking My Mind

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  • Author: Ronald Reagan
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN: 0743271114
  • Category : Biography & Autobiography
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 436

The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.


Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

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  • Author: Rob Elliott
  • Publisher: Revell
  • ISBN: 0800788036
  • Category : History
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 128

A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.