You're Welcome

You're Welcome

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  • Author: T. L. Greene
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • ISBN: 0557315980
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 45

Poems from the urban female psyche.


Shut Up, You're Welcome

Shut Up, You're Welcome

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  • Author: Annie Choi
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN: 1451698402
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 288

From the author of Happy Birthday or Whatever, an outright hilarious and heartfelt collection of personal essays about everything from underwear to musical theater. ANNIE CHOI HATES MUSICAL THEATER. SHE THINKS SANDWICHES ARE BORING. She likes camping, except for the outdoors part. At fifteen, her father made her read the entire car manual before allowing her to sit in the driver’s seat. Her neighbor, who has no cur­tains, is always naked. And she once chased down a man who stole her handbag. All this is to say that Choi is one part badass and one part curmudgeon, with a soft spot for savage bears. Mostly she wants to ask the world: WTF?! Written in Choi’s strikingly original and indignant voice, Shut Up, You’re Welcome paints a revealing portrait of Annie in all her quirky, compelling, riotous glory. Each of Choi’s personal essays begins with an open letter to someone (babies) or something (the San Fernando Valley) she has a beef with. From the time her family ditched her on Christmas to her father’s attach­ment to the World's Ugliest Table, Choi weaves together deeply personal experiences with laugh-out-loud observations, all of which will delight and entertain you.


You’Re Welcome, Purdy High!

You’Re Welcome, Purdy High!

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  • Author: Trixie Poor
  • Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
  • ISBN: 1489711546
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 206

This book is for anyone seeking a laugh-out-loud read. Through hilariously funny, far-fetched escapades, a teenage girl recounts her high school years while, at the same time, reveals small-town life in the early sixties. This is a delightfully wacky and engaging romp back in time!


Slagdrop Presents America... You're Welcome!

Slagdrop Presents America... You're Welcome!

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  • Author: Andrew Hilbert
  • Publisher: Weekly Weird Monthly
  • ISBN:
  • Category : Humor
  • Languages : en
  • Pages :

Slagdrop Presents America... You're Welcome! is the lovechild of blind jingoism and bullshit.


The Dangerous Act of Loving Your Neighbor

The Dangerous Act of Loving Your Neighbor

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  • Author: Mark Labberton
  • Publisher: InterVarsity Press
  • ISBN: 0830838406
  • Category : Religion
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 238

Labberton advises that by seeing others through the eyes of Jesus, readers begin to bear the fruit of love towards others that can make a difference.


The Poetical Works of Sir Walter Scott., Bart

The Poetical Works of Sir Walter Scott., Bart

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  • Author: Walter Scott
  • Publisher:
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  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 722


English and Scottish Ballads. Selected and Edited by F. J. Child

English and Scottish Ballads. Selected and Edited by F. J. Child

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  • Author: Francis James Child
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  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 430


T.A.G. You're Heard

T.A.G. You're Heard

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  • Author: D.G. Carothers
  • Publisher: D. G. Carothers
  • ISBN:
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 148

Hello again, Mr. No here, communications agent for T.A.G. and your inside source to your favorite agents. Our next file is on Operation Gingersnap and none other than Agent Code name Mr. Kr, aka Connor Foley Turgenev, our snarky and hyperactive computer genius. Connor gets hit with a blast from the past that he'd thought was long dead. Yoshi and the rest of Upper Management must scramble to save him before his situation turns dire. In the meantime, will nearly losing Connor push our gentle giant of a Chef, Asbjorn Sternberg, to open himself up to Connor and truly be the Daddy and partner that Connor wants and needs? Or will he let injuries obtained while serving in the Norwegian Army fuel his self doubt? Find out this and exciting news that might change the face of T.A.G.'s future in this next installment from the archives. Warning this book contains references to childhood abuse that some may find upsetting. The Assassins' Guild Series are enclosed stories but they are all connected and best read in order. T.A.G. You're Seen T.A.G. You're Heard T.A.G. Family Christmas T.A.G. You're Found


The Works of William Shakespeare

The Works of William Shakespeare

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  • Author: William Shakespeare
  • Publisher:
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  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 676


WTF!

WTF!

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  • Author: Frank B. Thompson, III
  • Publisher: Frank B. Thompson, III
  • ISBN: 1500643858
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 200

What would America look like if the liberals ultimately triumph, say by the year 2050? "WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!" - a satire on liberalism, all the unintended consequences of this heart felt way of looking at the world around oneself, usually in the cloistered halls of academia, some government agency, some left-wing, nonprofit activist organization and, or congress. A really fantabulous glimpse at what the future holds when these magnificent, starry-eyed wonders finally come out on top! By 2050, America will have gone through some slight changes thus resulting in many really noteworthy phenomena. For one, there is no longer any need for elections: there will be a "Forever President" whose last name could be 'Castro.' Furthermore, odds are 'welfare moms' will have largely replaced small business enterprises with their monthly, government stipends; most Americans will as likely as not have never worked, because it is distinctly possible that there won't be any save for those "shovel ready jobs" the Democrats will in all likelihood keep bringing up. Gaia, Mother Earth, will have probably been rescued from the threatening effects of “Global Warming,” “Global Cooling,” and “Climate Change,” by turning to more agrarian economy where ‘maze’ is likely to be the cornerstone. For those lucky enough to own wheeled transportation, they will likely be driving around in either battery-powered, bubble cars made of styrofoam, or Latino lowriders which might look a lot like sparklers driving along the potholed highways of tomorrow. The English language will have been replaced by local, cultural colloquialisms with phonetics playing the principle role for making up words and phrases and writing them out. All this and more will be seen through the eyes of one of those liberal visionaries, an Ivy League English Professor whose name is Felix Schwartz; the narrator, the author and “the reader.” A glimpse into our wondrous future and what awaits us all when the magnificent munificents are finally given the reins to take America down that ‘Yellow Brick Road’ to their utopian, imaginary 'World of OZ.' "WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!"