The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

2019-03-15
The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

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  • Author: Joey Acker
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781951046095
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  • Languages : en
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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!

The Worst Book Ever

2018-04-12
The Worst Book Ever

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  • Author: Beth Bacon
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9780999432440
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 152

Most bad books are happy hanging out at rummage sales. Not this bad book. Its goal is to be featured on the Banned Books List. Problem is, no one seems to notice¿ until the book teams up with its boisterous readers. Together, the book and its readers shout, sing, and wiggle their way into the attention of a local librarian. Will the book see its cover on the library wall¿ or will it end up in the recycling bin? Full of bold, colorful graphics and laugh-out-loud humor, The Worst Book Ever is another high-lo book for reluctant readers by Beth Bacon. Uses meta-storytelling and interactivity to get kids laughing, wiggling, shouting¿and reading. Ideal for read-alouds, story time, as well as independent reading for beginning to intermediate reluctant readers.

The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World

2021-09
The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World

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  • Author: Joey Acker
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781951046668
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 44

This is a unicorn tale like no other... because this is The WORST Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless the Rock has now found himself stuck in a book with a unicorn..or is the unicorn stuck in a book with Nameless?!? What could be so be so bad about a unicorn book? Are there really too many unicorn books in the world Is this unicorn a magical and majestic creature or just a horse...with a horn...on its head The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come see what is in store for Nameless in this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children. The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series. DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

All the World

2011-03-22
All the World

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  • Author: Liz Garton Scanlon
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN: 1442436727
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 44

This simple, profound, Caldecott Honor story is now available as a Classic Board Book. All the world is here. It is there. It is everywhere. All the world is right where you are. Now. Following a circle of family and friends through the course of a day from morning until night, this book affirms the importance of all things great and small in our world, from the tiniest shell on the beach, to the warmth of family connections, to the widest sunset sky. Now available as a Classic Board Book, this Caldecott Honor picture book written by Liz Garton Scanlon and illustrated by Marla Frazee is perfect for the youngest of readers.

The Worst Book Ever

2021-04-29
The Worst Book Ever

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  • Author: Elise Gravel
  • Publisher: Drawn & Quarterly
  • ISBN: 1770464905
  • Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 52

Don’t take the title as a metaphor: it really is the worst book ever. Governor General Literary Award winning children’s book author and illustrator Elise Gravel takes readers on an unexpected journey through the world’s most boring book. The story’s characters and omniscient readers alike quickly become annoyed by the author’s bland imagination and rebel against her tired tropes and stale character choices, spouting sass in an attempt to get her attention and steer the narrative in a more interesting direction. After all, you don’t even have to buy the book, but the characters? They’re stuck in there for an eternity, and they’re going to do their best to make the most of it, or at least have a little fun where they can. As the charming and bizarre true nature of the characters overpowers the dry attributes given to them by the author, this once blasé story quickly picks up speed, transforming the story into something much more unique than originally promised. With Gravel’s signature goofy characters behind the wheel, no silly twist or rude body function is off the table!

Unicorns Are the Worst!

2020-09-29
Unicorns Are the Worst!

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  • Author: Alex Willan
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN: 1534453849
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 40

Perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos and Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great, this wildly funny and imaginative picture book celebrates the value of differences as a grumpy goblin gets to know his new unicorn neighbors. It’s an undeniable fact that unicorns are the worst! Magic is serious business, but all unicorns do is frolic around, have tea parties, and leave glitter all over the place! They’re nothing like goblins—practical and hard-working, who can put magic to good use! Unicorns aren’t helpful at all. Or are they?

Next Time You See the Moon

2014-07-01
Next Time You See the Moon

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  • Author: Emily Rachel Morgan
  • Publisher: NSTA Press
  • ISBN: 1938946553
  • Category : Education
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 32

This fascinating book will stay with children every time they gaze up at the night sky. Through vivid pictures and engaging explanations, children will learn about many of the Moon’s mysteries: what makes it look like a silvery crescent one time and a chalk-white ball a few nights later, why it sometimes appears in the daytime, where it gets its light, and how scientists can predict its shape on your birthday a thousand years from now. Next Time You See the Moon is an ideal way to explain the science behind the shape of the Moon and bring about an evening outing no child—or grown-up—will soon forget. Awaken a sense of wonder in a child with the Next Time You See series from NSTA Kids. The books will inspire elementary-age children to experience the enchantment of everyday phenomena such as sunsets, seashells, fireflies, pill bugs, and more. Free supplementary activities are available on the NSTA website. Especially designed to be experienced with an adult—be it a parent, teacher, or friend—Next Time You See books serve as a reminder that you don’t have to look far to find something remarkable in nature.

Spring Stinks

2021-01-05
Spring Stinks

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  • Author: Ryan T. Higgins
  • Publisher: Disney Electronic Content
  • ISBN: 1368070280
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages :

Ruth the bunny is excited to share the smelly springtime smells of spring with Bruce! But what will Bruce think of all that stink? Little Bruce Book

The Eye of Argon

2007-04-01
The Eye of Argon

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  • Author: Jim Theis
  • Publisher: Wildside Press LLC
  • ISBN: 0809562618
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 78

This is not a hoax. Jim Theis was a real person, who wrote The Eye of Argon in all seriousness as a teenager, and published it in a fanzine, Osfan in 1970. But the story did not pass into the oblivion that awaits most amateur fiction. Instead, a miracle happened, and transcribed and photocopied texts began to circulate in science fiction circles, gaining a wide and incredulous audience among both professionals and fans. It became the ultimate samizdat, an underground classic, and for more than thirty years it has been the subject of midnight readings at conventions, as thousands have come to appreciate the negative genius of this amazing Ed Wood of prose.

Stories We Never Tell

2022-12-22
Stories We Never Tell

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  • Author: Savi Sharma
  • Publisher: Harper Collins
  • ISBN: 9356293309
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 204

There are stories we never talk about. Stories we are afraid to share. Simply because they hurt too much or no one wants to listen to them. Such was the story of Jhanvi, who is a budding social media influencer. She appears to have it all together, living her ideal life, but something is missing: Jhanvi has this impossible need that drives her to be more perfect than any person could possibly be. And the story of Ashray, who had a rocky start in life. With hard work and determination, he translates his dreams into reality, but his deep-seated insecurities come to the fore when life throws him a curveball. As their stories intersect, their lives change in ways they never expected. In a world of loss, darkness and destruction, will Jhanvi and Ashray be able to tell a story of hope, light and recovery?