Penny Dreadful is a Complete Catastrophe

Penny Dreadful is a Complete Catastrophe

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • ISBN: 1409568245
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 147

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But it is not even true that I am dreadful... honest. You see, the DISASTER with Rooney, our class rat, might not have been such a DISASTER if it wasn't for Cosmo Moon Webster and his Amazing Maze. AND it is utterly not my fault that the Patented Burglar Trap accidentally tripped Gran over, so her bone went snap. ALSO, I only took Barry the cat to the hospital so he could revive Gran with The Power Of Pets. How was I to know it would be a Complete CATastrophe? Be prepared for three more hilarious tales of mishap, mayhem and misadventure... Penny Dreadful is back! The first book in the Penny Dreadful series, ‘Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster’, was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize


Penny Dreadful is a Complete Catastrophe

Penny Dreadful is a Complete Catastrophe

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN: 9781601303400
  • Category : School children
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 143

Penny Dreadful is a magnet for disaster. Starring in three brand-new stories, Penny creates mishap, mayhem and misadventure wherever she goes!


Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • ISBN: 1409568210
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 147

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It's just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don't work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didn't mean to steal our neighbour's dog and make him speak Russian... It is not my fault. I can't help it – I'm just a Magnet for Disaster. Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize


A Voyage to Lilliput

A Voyage to Lilliput

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  • Author: Jonathan Swift
  • Publisher:
  • ISBN:
  • Category :
  • Languages : en
  • Pages :


Penny Dreadful cooks up a Calamity

Penny Dreadful cooks up a Calamity

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • ISBN: 140956830X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 147

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But I do not mean to be dreadful – in fact, I am actually trying to turn over a new leaf... You see, sawing Bridget Grimes in half for the school show was supposed to be a GOOD THING. And I didn't mean to get up to any SHENANIGANS on the school trip. Plus I worked extra-especially hard on the CAKE OF DREAMS for Mum's birthday... but somehow it still turned into a HUGE calamity. Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize.


The Queen of Bloody Everything

The Queen of Bloody Everything

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Mantle
  • ISBN: 1760558540
  • Category : Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 352

"Small town, small minds,” you say, as now-to-be-neighbours watch us through twitching nets as we drag dustbin bags and old crisp boxes from the back of Maudsley Mick’s Transit. I stare back defiantly as I march up the path, ignoring the trail of tampons, playscripts, a potato masher that I leave in my wake. I am still, of course, happy to style myself as you. Because you – and Mick, and Toni, and the revolving cast of misfits, dropouts and almost-damned that bed down on borrowed floors – are all that I know. But that is about to change... Dido Sylvia Jones is six years and twenty seven days old when she moves from London squat to suburban Essex and promptly falls in love with Tom Trevelyan, the boy next door. It's not just him Dido falls for, though: it's also his precocious sister, Harry, and their fastidious, controlling mother, Angela. Because Angela is everything that Edie – Dido's own mother – is not. And the Trevelyans are exactly the kind of family Dido dreams of. Normal. Which is what Dido wants to be, more than anything else in the world. But normal is the very thing Edie can never be, as Dido – and the Trevelyans, including Dido's beloved Tom – will eventually learn the hard way. Like the very best families, Joanna Nadin's The Queen of Bloody Everything is funny, warm, tender and heart-breaking in equal measure. Part love story, it's ultimately about mothers and daughters; about realising, however long it takes, that family might be what you make it, but you can't change where you come from.


Penny Dreadful causes a Kerfuffle

Penny Dreadful causes a Kerfuffle

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • ISBN: 140956827X
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 147

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But this time I really wasn't trying to be DREADFUL... No. I was just trying to DO MY BEST, so it is completely not my fault that right now I am sort of blueish all over and so is my sister Daisy's swan outfit. And I was also really TRYING TO HELP Joshua Bottomley fall in love with Daisy by doing a science experiment on him, but I did not know that he would just go a bit pale and green and it would all turn into one BIG kerfuffle! Get ready for a taste of destruction with Penny’s third side-splitting trio of troublesome tales! The first book in the Penny Dreadful series, ‘Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster’, was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize


Penny Dreadful and the Horrible Hoo-hah

Penny Dreadful and the Horrible Hoo-hah

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  • Author: Joanna Nadin
  • Publisher: Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • ISBN: 1409569306
  • Category : Juvenile Fiction
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 147

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dad's JOKE. Actually, I am not even dreadful at all. I didn't mean for Marlon, who is our school goat, to eat a mobile phone or do some poo that looks like chocolate drops. I only set him free because I was being a FRIEND TO ANIMALS. Also, I didn't ask to be a bridesmaid at Aunt Deedee's wedding; I just wanted to build my AMAZING TOWER OF CHAIRS. It wasn't really my fault the cake fell on Dad's head and everything turned into such a horrible hoo-hah. Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! The first book in the Penny Dreadful series, ‘Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster’, was shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize


Choose Your Own Disaster

Choose Your Own Disaster

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  • Author: Dana Schwartz
  • Publisher: Hachette UK
  • ISBN: 1478970383
  • Category : Biography & Autobiography
  • Languages : en
  • Pages : 213

A"hilarious and heartbreaking" (Jo Piazza) and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's terrible and life-changing decisions while hoping--and sometimes failing--to find herself, in the style of Never Have I Ever and Adulting. Join Dana Schwartz on a journey revisiting all of the awful choices she made in her early twenties through the internet's favorite method of self-knowledge: the quiz. Part-memoir, part-VERY long personality test, Choose Your Own Disaster is a manifesto about the millennial experience and modern feminism and how the easy advice of "you can be anything you want!" is actually pretty fucking difficult when there are so many possible versions of yourself it seems like you could be. Dana has no idea who she is, but at least she knows she's a Carrie, a Ravenclaw, a Raphael, a Belle, a former emo kid, a Twitter addict, and a millennial just trying her best. This long-form personality quiz manages to combine humor with unflinching honesty as one young woman tries to find herself amid the many, many choices that your twenties have to offer.


PONS Wörterbuch für Schule und Studium

PONS Wörterbuch für Schule und Studium

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  • Author: Marieluise Schmitz
  • Publisher: PONS
  • ISBN: 3125175860
  • Category : English language
  • Languages : de
  • Pages : 2640